Doin' it thru the Pee Hole as God Intended.

As you might know, I read liberal blogs because I am fascinated with their carefree, accepting of all people, way of life.  Today I learned on one of those blogs that "Congressman Vance McAllister, who campaigned for office last fall as a devout Christian and devoted husband and father, was caught in video surveillance two days before Christmas passionately embracing and kissing one of his congressional aides." 

Conservatives, we simply cannot keep doing this.  It isn't what we are about.  Passion, fun, cutting loose, that's the liberals game.  Us conservatives are supposed to sit around and think about what group of people we hate the most.  All of the time.  That's it. 

Now, we all know that we hate minorities, gays, and non-christians, but some of you are forgetting to hate women, too.  I have heard that some of you even take your clothes off before procreating.  I've even heard that some of you are having sex for PLEASURE.  

Let me be the first to remind you that sex should only be for procreation, and that the male should pull his penis thru the pee-hole of his pajamas, and insert it thru the pee-hole in his wifes pajamas.  If there is not one, you should cut one yourself.  This is one of the very core ideals of conservatism, and shold not be taken lightly.

So there you go, I hope this helps some of you  who might have had some questions about how a proper conservative performs the (somewhat gross) act of procreating with  a woman.

You're welcome